AJ: "You skank! You talk about my momma like that one more time and I swear,
I'll smack your face right off those high cheek bones!"

"Maybe it's time I trim this goatee . . ."

"Get away! These armpits are sacred!"

"I can fly!!"

"What do you mean, 'I have food on my face'?"

"Yes! I see the light!"

"Hey, don't laugh. This yoga stuff is harder than it looks!"

"Aaah! There's hair in my shirt"

In an effort to get past their devoted fans, the Backstreet Boysdisguise themselves as Muslim women.

Why the long face?
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Dr. bicuspid: "When I said "open wide", Kevin, I was referringto your mouth."

"Hey guys, meet my grandfather."
Now we know where he gets his good looks.

"Ack! I knew I shouldn't have eaten that "metal Krusty 'O'!"

"It's okay mom, when I find the witch that did this to you, I'lldemand she change you back!"

Nick: "Eek! A mouse!"

"Yeeeea! this necklace is cold!!"

AJ: "Oh man, I knew I should've gotten BOTH ears peirced!"

"Okay, who pissed in my Moutain Dew!?"

Welcome to my country!

You, sure. You, yup. You, of course! Um, not you. Yeah, you, andyou.
Nope, sorry, no autograph for you . . .

Hey, all I have to say is that seeing is believing, right?

The Backstreet Boys, worried of what may happen if they find themselves without a body guard inthe presence of crazed fans, enroll in some self defense classes.

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