N’SYNC
-In the beginning-
You may think that you know all there
is about N’SYNC and how they got started. Well, you’re wrong. Sure, they
tell you how they met and then how they got their big break, but they always
fail to mention their previous attempts. Maybe it’s because they are ashamed.
Maybe they’d rather forget that period in their-now successful lives. But
we feel you have a right to know. This is their story. You may be surprised,
but the pictures prove it all!
First of all, they really began in the
70ies.
It’s true! They were a part of all
that craziness. Not too successful however; so they quickly destroyed all
evidence of that period. Except for this picture:
Which we got ahold of through one of our
many sources.
Now I know your wondering, "Well
Slick and Slim, how come they look the same age now as they did in the
70’s?" It’s simple, they (along with the BSB) are aliens trying to take
over the world starting with teenage girls (cause we rock!).
During the 80's, when rap was just
starting to come back in, they gave it a try. They sucked, however, because
A) they're not black, and B) They're still not black.
We've also scrounged a picture up from
this era.
They tried to cover up the fact that they
were aliens, by releasing baby pictures,
and being in the Mickey Mouse club.
We’re to smart to fall for those foolish lies. But it’s all true. Do you
really believe that 5 guys could look that good (JC and Justin)
be that talented, and so insanely funny, strange and smart without
being noticed for so many years? If you did, than your fairly naive, but
that’s ok. That’s why we’re writing this expose.
Secondly, they tried being sports legends,
but that didn’t work (cause they’re
kinda wussy) so the only next logical thing was a girl band! Enter the
Spice Girls. Yes, they we’re the original Spice Girls! But after they wore
the outfits for a week, they got replaced! Couldn’t you just imagine how
they would look? Well you don’t have to! We’ve got proof!
That is Sporty Justin, Posh Josh ( JC’s
real name), Scary Chris (he sure is!), Ginger Joey, and Baby Lanceton!
Aren’t they the ugliest women EVER!?!
No wonder they lost their jobs! Well,
luckily for us, (sort of) some of their interplanetary companions took
over as they went on to become N'SYNC
Wait! It’s not over there! They still
needed the right look and most of all, the right behavior. Here are some
of their attempts:
The gothic look:
The boy-next-door look:
The sporty look (not so bad, but not perfect):
They even took pointers from 98 degrees;
A lotta good that did!
Look at the little all American boys,
Ha!
Finally they took some pointers from the
master of style--AJ McLean!
Now take a gander at the new and improved
style smart boys!
Well you get the point
Now there’s the issue of behavior this
was a problem because they didn’t want to be considered crazy but they
did want to be thought of as fun!
Here are some pics of them figuring
it out!
Well I hope you enjoyed our look into the
early days of N"SYNC and we’re amused by these revolutions.
However the point of this story was
not to make you think less of these boys, but have a greater understanding
of their lives and appreciate them even more.
If you wish to obtain a copy of the
other pictures of N’SYNC . . .
Too bad, they're private!
Sincerely,
